Traditional Tragedy

I think people should have to give up a toe to get divorced. Maybe then they'd take marriage more seriously.

I used to want to get married. Still do, but I couldn't quite explain why. Marriage is the dumbest shit I ever heard of in my life. Why would you want to marry some sapsucker who's with you for convenience? Hire a live in maid and pay monthly fees to an escort service. Don't ruin my damn life. I want someone who is going to love me as he loves the Lord, and I will treat him like the man that he is, and understand my place as his woman. I want someone to love, honor and protect me. And be honest with me. Marriage is too much pressure for some people. You declare in front of everyone you love and care about that, "Hey, this is the person that I love and care about! And I'm going to put a ring on to prove it! And yes, there is a chance that I might fuck this up!" Why do that to yourself?

And I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't want to be with me. Fuck that shit. So the whole marriage without a label thing, that's sketchy too. But I don't want to be alone either. And I DAMN SURE HELL don't want to be divorced. So what's the solution? When did it all get so complicated? Why can't the manliest man just put me over his shoulders like a sack of potatoes and we begat generations of beautiful babies?

Marriage is a tradition. Of tragedy. Fuck that shit.