Strategize

All of 'em say play the game...but who's really strategizing?

Here's the thing...y'all ain't smart about keeping women interested anymore. The only thing you got on us is the fact that we're afraid to lose you. If we ever get over that, y'all in some serious trouble. And to be honest, the only reason y'all have that is because there's more women out there than men, so that puts y'all at a statistical advantage. "Guess there must be more good women than men percentage-wise, so her chance of having a husband just minimized." -Yeezy

Case in point - I wish this guy I'm currently talking to would be more creative, then it would be more fun. You could at least throw me a mental curveball, but since all you know is one technique, I have to keep bunting in order not to knock it out of the park every time. (Boy, wear a metaphor out, won't we?) But seriously though. Pimps are wrong in every sense of their existence, but their mind control over women is amazing. These days, y'all want to be pimps, you even try pretty hard, but the sad truth is, we women have mind control over ourselves. We do the work and you reap all the benefits. Smh.

The real problem is, you're predictable and so is the way you treat me. So the question is, why am I still dealing with you? Eh, every woman needs something to do. I choose to continue to play the game because I want to. I get benefits out of the situation too...the cons outweigh the pros, but I like to have you as an option. In order to do that though, I have to make you feel like you're the ONLY option. That's cool, haha...you silly little creatures are more insecure than we are. And to think I was really doing all this at first...trying to be a loyal and a good girl and the one you could count on! I'll be damned, we all have to learn.

As far as new toys, always do your research ladies. Check for defects and factory recalls before you play, because right now I might be playing with fire. I always did like fire, but I'll be double damned if I inadvertently wreck a home. Never neglect your research!!

Fellas, come with it! At least challenge me, because right now, I'm playing Solitaire with you.